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Plenty of people find the luxury of buying adult toys very enjoyable. Sexual wellness and trying new things to become a better lover is important in a relationship! In 2016, you can do it all online on the internet and completely anonymous, so you don’t need to have any awkward conversations and the possibility of you feeling like a “sick fuck” is almost non-existent thanks to being able to do it all from the comfort of your own home. I mean, I don’t see myself buying sex furniture in some IKEA franchise, sex novelties in Walmart or anal bleach and edible sensual massage oil in the local grocery store.

Single and tired of fucking the vacuum cleaner? Looking to spice up your sex life as a couple? Feel like exploring the kama sutra? Want to know where you can find your favorite (male) sex toys? What’s the best online sex shop? Who ships international for free? My job at ThePornDude is to give you advice on buying and selling products from adult entertainment stores. Trust me, when using these websites on my porn list for purchasing adult sex toys for men and other orgasm stimulating adult products like a dildo/vibrator, sex doll, penis sleeve, fake pocket pussy, fleshlight, sybian, sex swings, porn DVD/bluray or latex condoms for safe sex, you’ll love the experience with your girlfriend or solo! (My favorite brands are Trojan and Durex) Yes, you can also buy lubricant, lube and lotion here, if you can’t get your girl’s pussy wet anymore and a schoolgirl mini skirt with nylon panties, you pervert!

Do you cum too fast, you want to last longer than foreplay, delay ejaculation and prolong pleasure, but you’re too embarrassed to visit a doctor or nurse? Got sexual health, low libido, sex drive or erection issues and you can’t stay hard during intercourse? Do you have a small dick problem and you want a bigger/thicker cock? Believe me, size matters! You don’t want to be stuck with a microdick and be rediculed the next time you get laid with a chick. Buying a penis pump, male enhancement pills, erection creams, prostate supplements, penis ring, testosterone capsules/gels or performance enhancement sprays to enlarge your length, grid and boost your stamina can do miracles, so you can impress her with a big pornstar cock. It’ll double the fun and she’ll return the favor for sure by telling all her female friends what a fucking stud you are! Who knows, it could even lead to a threesome ;)

You can be confident and satisfied that you’ll get a delivery thanks to the trusted nature of these worldwide, cheap and top rated stores in my collection. It makes sense that for some, buying $100 worth of male fox tail butt plugs, female nipple clamps, rope, hood mask, gag ball, collar, whip, handcuffs and a clitoral/vaginal pump is pretty shameful. That said, do you know what’s even worse? Spending $100 on a kit of sex lingerie, fetish wear, gear or accessories and never get the stuff delivered to your place! You can forget your erotic fantasy or kinky game of master and slave BDSM bondage then. Anyways, I just got a message that the delivery guy dropped off my fuckmaster pro 5000 blow up doll with 6 speed pulsating non-drip semen collecting elasticed pussy, so I’m off to check out my new girlfriend at home! I made you jealous, right? Grab your credit card and check what’s on sale, fuckers!

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